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Gio
Fighting Ninja's in the back alleys of Neo-Tokyo... piloting interstellar ships through the Otari Nebula... jumping between two skyscrapers in the thick fog of San Francisco.... it's all in a day's work for him. But when the bad guys are killed, the damsel in distress is saved and the money is back in the bank, Gio likes to sit back and enjoy a good movie. Nothing is better than a good movie, maybe ham... but he's gonna stick with movies.


Anakin:
1977 – Star Wars changed his life. He wanted to be a filmmaker. 1983 – The Right Stuff changes his life, again. He wanted to be a fighter pilot. 1997 – He ended up making video games. He didn’t want to be unemployed. 2003 – It took him 20 years to figure out he misinterpreted the signs. If he could do it all over again, he’d be making the magic, not just watching it… and trying to convince that beautiful stranger that she was The One for him.


Buckley:
Buckley is to animation as Gio is to Ham.


Spaceballs:
Born into a family of intergalactic Space Pirates back in the late 70's, Spaceballs has found a cozy place to live on earth.  His love of video games stems from the fact that most of them are based on real events and places that he's been to (Mushroom Kingdom is a great place to get drunk).  Outside of games, he loves to spend time with his Amazon Goddess and their son of Krypton.  MILK!!


Kootch:
Bad: Love stories, Jerry Bruckheimer , comic relief, fabricated
emotion, Julia Roberts, happy endings, CGI, Michael Bay & product placement.
Good: nudity, Stanley Kubrick, sports, monsters, ghosts, non-happy endings, swords, fart jokes, war, crushing overkill, John Carpenter, samurai and goblins. Get it? Got it? Sooper. The newly crowned “House That Walks Like a Man™” proudly offers up his wordsmith skills as an emissary of the great unwashed masses at irregular intervals. Nod in agreement or shake your head in dismissive disdain, whatever floats your boat.


Mgelly:
Still waiting for an alien to crash land and hand over to him the most powerful ring in the universe, Mgelly diddles in ineptitude and prattles with obscurity. He is survives for his loving girlfriend and his cat Pickle. Never one to keep quiet, Mgelly has an opinion on everything, especially a good movie. His life’s dream is to see his Vancouver Canucks win the Stanley Cup.


Greg:
Something like 85% of creative professionals are diagnosable with some form of mental illness. Greg is a proud member of that group. Through the years he has dabbled in many creative ventures, eventually landing his dream job as a script writer. He now leads the writing team for a show that may or may not ever be seen in the States, but is destined to be a big hit in France. Greg has pissed off many of his entertainment industry friends by arguing that cinema is the ultimate human art form, and will happily argue his point over a pint of Guinness.


Ursic:
He spends so much time in movie theaters that he's actually developing an allergy to the sun (we won't talk about the little hygiene issue...) His slow descent into madness, while counterproductive in most other aspects of his life, makes him perfectly suited to review movies.  But that isn't all he does, far from it - he also rents movies, collects movie pajamas and builds spacious forts out of old VHS boxes.

 

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